Congratulations to... Mom "Sue" Prins, who was the gold medalist in the women's intermediate masters division of the Iowa Games disc golf competition, beating out the silver medalist by a Tiger Woods-esque nine strokes. Nope, I didn't believe it either, but here's the undeniable proof. (Event number DG302.) You'll be easy on me when I play you in a few weeks, right? Right?
Welcome to... Ms. Lisa Grilli, who is (I believe) the first of either Kim's or my college chums to find their way to Prinsiana. Hi, Lisa. Kim says hi, too.
Goodbye to... all respect you ever had for me, as I still can't come up with a good third Burger King story. Mom, Ed: Is there maybe something exciting I told you about my time there that I'm not thinking about? I don't think either of you know either of the two stories I will be telling.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
