Okay, yeah, really I have a good reason for not writing my Burger King column. I can't think of a third. (My comments aren't working as I write this, so I don't recall her name, but kudos to the clairvoyant dudette who saw that this would happen.) Once I do, I'll write it, and if I don't have a third by tomorrow, I'll write it anyway.
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Late to bed, late to rise... Someone is using AOL to read Prinsiana at about 4:00 in the morning EDT. Consistently. If it is you, please tell me that you are in Europe or Australia or something and not in New York. Thank you.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
