Y'all must be really bored. Prinsiana had an incomprehensible 28 unique visitors yesterday, beating the old record by three. If any of you knows an accountant, I would like to talk with them about the pros and cons of Prinsiana stock going public.
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"It just shows to go you can never trust anyone." So, uh, so Kim pointed out that (a) I didn't make any spelling mistakes in that 20-minute writing exercise, and (b) I didn't make any major grammatical mistakes in that 20-minute writing exercises, and (c) if I were really writing without editing -- that is, writing without ever, ever, ever hitting the backspace key or the delete key -- that I would have made numerous more mistakes in that arena, and so (d) she concluded that I edited the piece.
I will admit that I edited the piece, but only kinda. Here was my requirement: I could use the backspace editor only when there was a error I made that I noticed virtually the same second it came on the screen. For example, I started the word "second" in that last sentence with an "e." (This is not hypothetical; that really happened.) I noticed it right away, and unconsciously hit the backspace key and replaced it with an "e." It would take a lot of unlearning for me to type without correcting small mistakes like that, and further, it would have made the document virtually unreadable. So that is my mea culpa.
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At 50 demerits, you have to buy the bell-choir director an ice cream cone. My new AIM name is TenDemerits. I'm sure you all care.
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We'll have it your way. Burger King was the clear winner. Three stories will commence later today.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
