From this article: "Iowa State men's basketball coach Larry Eustachy told the school's president and athletic director he used 'poor judgment' when he attended an after-hours party [at a student apartment] near the University of Missouri following a loss to the Tigers this season....The 12 photographs show [the 47-year-old] Eustachy with a beer in his hand, and in several photos, embracing and kissing women on the cheek or being kissed on the cheek....Eustachy...is married and has two children....
"It reportedly was not Eustachy's first campus party after a road game, according to students in another Big 12 Conference town. In January 2002, the coach was at an early-morning fraternity party in Manhattan, Kan., hours after his team lost a game to Kansas State, students told the Register. On that occasion, a fraternity member said he wound up in an argument with Eustachy because he found the coach's arm around his 19-year-old sister. The woman told the newspaper that Eustachy walked into the house and complimented her on her appearance, saying that she should be attending the University of Kansas, where the girls are 'much hotter.'"
I do not know which is worse: That Eustachy is cheating on his wife (in spirit, if apparently not [quite] in flesh), or that he is a 47-year-old man attending frat parties. Please, if I am trying to be this cool when I am 47, oh dear help me.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
