Points are up to date, including all of the what-I-like contest and Ed's two recent points. Points-hating Andrew gets a quarter-point: A barefaced incentive to convince him to gather more.
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Dear Kalista, Von, and Pablo:
You have not been visiting my site lately, or if you have, you have been doing it surreptitiously. As I now am compelled to add a link to Andrew's page along my right-hand side, I am going to ditch y'alls links unless you either comment or write me an e-mail expressing that you would like them to stay, because that link section is for How Perfectly Swell participants only. (Also, Kalista's and Pablo's weblogs are never updated any more, so.)
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
