Kim and I have talked about it, and given our theological differences, we've decided that it's best if we get a quick civil divorce (and Catholic annulment) and marry other people as soon as possible. I've already started making arrangements.
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Ahem. Anyway, despite the phrase "It doesn’t get any better than this!!!!!" on their webpage, I (and Kim, if she wakes up early enough) will be attending the 8:15A service at First English Evangelical Lutheran Church, partially because it's the closest ELCA church that I can verify has a weekly communion service, partially because it has a bell choir, partially because the outside of the church has a classical beauty (as opposed to the UFO Ed and Beth-Annie worship in), partially because I know somewhat more about this denomination than the other options, and partially because I had to pick something.
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Also, I am very hurt Ed did not tell me he had a new website.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
