I am disappointed in my wife. However, I am proud of my mother. That all balances out, does it not? Special Iowa-centric1 one-point opportunity: With all those fractions, what does my point board remind me of? (I mean, of what does my point board remind me?) Special states-other-than-Iowa-centric three-point opportunity: I have on order from Barnes and Noble.com Sixpence's "Breathe Your Name"/"Northern Lights" single, which is supposedly going to come in one to two weeks. Closest prediction to the actual date I receive the CD wins the finger puppet. One prediction per person, moM.
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Unnecessary subhead of the week: From MSNBC.com:
Jury Awards Ex-Smoker $28 Billion Philip Morris Says It Will Appeal
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1 Although people with the correct experiences in certain other states could figure out what I'm talking about; it's actually something else-centric, but I can't really tell you what that something else is, can I?
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
