Two weeks late, thematically, but...
Matthew's Emmy Awards!
(I should point out that very few of these shows I watch on a regular basis; I've seen fewer than half of this year's episodes of nearly all of these shows.)
Best drama: "The West Wing"
Best comedy: "King of the Hill"
Best late-night show: "The Late Show with David Letterman"
Best PBS show: "P.O.V."
Best Saturday- or Sunday-morning cartoon: "The Weekenders"
Best show I rarely watch because it's on opposite "The West Wing" but thankfully won't be next year although next year it'll be opposite bell choir practice so whatever: "The Bernie Mac Show"
Best acting in a poorly written show: "Just Shoot Me!"
Best show candidate five years ago that ain't so great anymore: "Law and Order" and "NYPD Blue" (tie)
Most acclaimed show that is so aggressively callous that it is nothing less than infuriating: "Will and Grace"
Best lead actor in a comedy: Topher Grace, "That '70s Show"
Best supporting actor in a comedy:John C. McGinley, "Scrubs"
Best lead actor in a drama: no one, really
Best supporting actor in a drama: Bradley Whitford, "The West Wing"
Best lead actress in a comedy: no one, really
Best supporting actress in a comedy:Ginnifer Goodwin, "Ed"
Best lead actress in a drama: Amy Brenneman, "Judging Amy"
Best supporting actress in a drama: Allison Janney, "The West Wing"
Best occasional actor/actress in a comedy/drama:Chris Eigeman, "Malcolm in the Middle"
Best actor in a comedy/drama so bad that I couldn't bear watching for ten minutes: Eugene Levy, "Greg the Bunny"
Best actress in a comedy/drama so bad that I couldn't bear watching for ten minutes: Sarah Silverman, "Greg the Bunny"
Best episode of any show this season: September 17th's "The Late Show with David Letterman"
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
