Important movie note. You will soon see that I gave a B to Steven Soderbergh's new film, Full Frontal. However, there is not one single person whom I know in a non-virtual way who will like this movie. Not one. Do not watch it. I'm serious. Kim's reaction, which I would characterize as about a C- on my scale, would be typical for Beth-Annie, moM, Von, etc. (Ed might be a bit more lenient, but not much.) Read Ebert's review, okay? That is what you will think of it. (However, you will like the scenes when Catherine Keener is throwing around an inflated globe and telling her underlings to name as many African countries as they...no, wait, that will just convince you to see the film, which you should not, so I am stopping now.)
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
