Three hours later, the red-line omnibus finally arrives.
There were other thoughts to be expressed -- other musings to be written for ridicule -- that I did not mention in the entry prior. I am sorry. I am so, so sorry. Please, allow me to repent. Forgive me. Et alia.
I will continue now.
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I have no idea what I shall be contesting about on Tuesday. Absolutely none. If people have suggestions prior to 11:30 Eastern tomorrow morning, I will be happy. Otherwise, I shall put together twenty questions on pre-revolution Iranian film and that shall be that.
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Since there was a total of one vote for the last Choose What Matthew Will Write About Wednesday, we will try one more time to have my insufferable proletariat choose a topic. Five lovely choices:
a) Thanks
b) for
c) nothing,
d) you
e) stupidheads.
I predict that "you" will prevail, but who knows?
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Sometime when I have a few more minutes, I need to tell you about the summer adventures of my wedding ring. Please remind me.
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While Iowa State has absolutely no chance of getting to the Fiesta Bowl (because they will lose again), I believe that Iowa does. I mean it. An undefeated Big-10 season, a few well-placed (i.e. late in the season) losses by [whatever] and 0 teams, a win over Michigan, a loss by Oklahoma to the Big 12 North Champion, and wham! The Hawks v. the Hurricanes/Hokies victor.
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I believe the most neglected key on the standard keyboard is the "Scroll Lock" key. I bet that I have not used the "Scroll Lock" key since my parents had their Tandy 1000.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
