Prinsiana City words, sans dates, footers, and comments: 8,092. (down from 10,470. dang.)
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 6.4. (up from 6.3. a minor yay.)
passive sentences: 3 percent. (up from 1 percent. oh dear.)
Prinsiana unique visitors per day: 14.5. (down from 17.0. sniff.)
Most unique visitors in a day: 32, on August 1st.
Least unique visitors in a day: 5, on August 31st. (I do not like that downward trend. I do not like it, my good friend.)
Number of "like"s: 23
Number of "sagacious"s: 1.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
