My major question: If someone were searching for "seventeen sexy japan" for the reasons I assume they are searching for "seventeen sexy japan," why would they have clicked on what is obviously a haiku contest?
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New contest. On June 28th, whoever comes up with the strangest (ahem) clean search at Google that lists a page at Prinsiana among the first twenty returns will be allowed to read my fourth-grade diary, discovered earlier this week while cleaning. Write your entries in comments section of this post. The grading system: 86 percent is based on creativity, 11 percent is based on how high Prinsiana occurs in the Google search, and 3 percent is based on how much I like you.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
