Controversy pays. There were a lovely 23 unique visitors to Prinsiana yesterday, only two off the record. You people are sick. If I don't have 23 people I can call friends and close family -- and I'm a couple off -- then there should not be 23 people visiting my personal website. (Okay, all right, I suppose technically it's mine and Kim's, but what has she ever done for Prinsiana? Huh?)
Just as comparison: In the heyday of Steve Taylor Campaign Headquarters1 -- gosh, that seems so long ago now, even if it was only in '96 -- we were getting about 5000 hits on the homepage each month, which'd work out to, um, maybe 170 a day. The number of uniques was maybe half that, I suspect. And this was when the Internet was nothing, when Mosiac and Netscape were battling it out for supremacy. I was an Internet pioneer, I tell ya.
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1 Von and others who met me after college: You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you? I'll have to spin that yarn on here sometime.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
