Okay, so here is the real reason I've been posting so much. I've been wanting to keep this a surprise until all the technical bugs were worked out, but I think we're ready to make the announcement:
Welcome to Prinsiana Gold!
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Access to Matthew's other private journal, where all his dreams, loves, and wishes will be on display for your amusement!
Exclusive read-only access to Matthew's e-mail account -- view e-mails from his friends before he does!
The webpage Matthew doesn't want you to see -- a secret list of every girl Matthew has ever had a crush on, including when the crush began and when it ended!
Webcams in the Prins' living room and kitchen! (Bedroom cam also available for additional cost; please query for further details.)
Is Matthew really an INFJ? Find out the truth!
Matthew's full Hierarchy of Drinkable Liquids, a list Matthew claims doesn't even exist!
An opportunity to be "Matthew for a Day," where you can write whatever you would like on his public journal!
The real reason Matthew hasn't updated his haiku contest!
Secret recipes for pasta, pizza, and French silk pie!
And much, much more!
Have your credit card ready and call 1-888-PRINSIANA to get personal access today!
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"Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now..." Everyone needs to e-mail Beth-Annie about two dozen times (using different rogue Hotmail and Yahoo accounts) to convince her to start her own online journal. I think she would be quite interesting to read.
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Why yes, I am completely wrong here. Ed doesn't quite agree with me on the gay priest issue. Hopefully, he'll allow me to post some of his disagreements.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
