Matthew's new rule of three: When three people send me AOL Instant Messages that imply that they believe my AOL profile, I'm replacing the profile. I reached number three on my Associate Archbishop of Juneau (Alaska) profile yesterday -- a dude from the Carolinas who said in his profile that he was (a) Roman Catholic and (b) was planning to go into the priesthood -- so it's gone. Now, I am Maxine Smith, assistant basketball coach for the WNBA's Washington Mystics.
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The winner is... ...the diary, with 2½ votes. Per Ed's suggestion, I may write on one of the two runners-up (Catholicism and farting) today or next week.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
