(a) You have five buffalo! A bad, bad man steals two of your buffalo! How many buffalo do you have left?
(b) Spell "buffalo." Feel free to use a dictionary or this journal as a resource.
(c) If you were a buffalo, would you be a happy buffalo or a sad buffalo? Write a short poem about the kind of buffalo you would be.
(d) For positive integers x, y, z, and buffalo, prove that xbuffalo + ybuffalo = zbuffalo can only be true if buffalo = 1 or buffalo = 2.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
