Non-Catholic note: I am writing this post using the Dvorak keyboard, the "metric" equivalent to the standard QWERTY typewriter. I am already quite discouraged: the only word I can spell without looking is "the." Expect this post to be terse.
Back to Catholicism: other than communion and the sign of the cross, I have no issue with following the other traditions within mass. Except one. Right before communion, the congregants say, "Lord, I am not worthy to receive you, but only say the word and I shall be healed." I agree with that statement, but I'm not sure I should say it along with them; it sounds like I'm asking to be healed directly before I take communion, which I'm not.
So, should I or shouldn't I?
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
