Early ideas for the weekly topics discussed on Friday (some mine; some others):
* As a conservativish liberal, every week you should argue that something should be made illegal by the U.S., state, or local government (smoking, naming children after sports networks, "The Family Circus"). Funny and educational!
* Movies.
* Cheese.
* Every week, talk about someone you used to know but haven't seen in at least a year.
* A chapter in your novel, which otherwise will never be finished because you seem to refuse to write further chapters.
* A short play each week, which all together you can use for your first feature film.
* Anna Nicole Smith and why she is so ugly.
* A word of the week.
* Poop.
* You should have a guest columnist once every week.
* Kim should write once a week.
* Thelma should write once a week.
* A plastic coaster should write once a week.
* Poetry.
* Something in the style of David Mamet. Or Woody Allen. Or God.
* Scanning disk surface (data area)...cluster 284,553 of 1,186,478. Yeah, something about that.
* Cheese. (A different kind of cheese than the first.)
* The Eastern Orthodox Church.
* Every Friday, you could ask for suggestions on some topic. Then when no one replies, you could write, "Early ideas for the weekly topics discussed on Friday (some mine; some others)," but come up with all the ideas yourself. The parenthetical would be a lie, of course, but the final bulleted remark would casually let the readers know that it was you who wrote all the suggestions, despite those references to yourself in the second person.
Those were some great thoughts, people! I hope to read some more!
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
