I hate democracy. By a two-to-one margin, my officemates decided to begin taking an hour for lunch instead of the much superior half-hour lunch. Now I will be getting to work 15 minutes earlier, leaving 15 minutes later, and playing a round of disk golf every nice day from 11:30 to 12:30. I suppose that's not so bad.
I hate movies. Okay, fine, not really, but didn't feel up to the whole movie marathon thing this weekend, so I've only seen three films in the two days since Kim's departure.
I hate search engines. Now that be just an out-and-out lie, but it does act as an astute transition to an interesting list: words people have searched on at various search engines to get to my web site. The number in parentheses is the number of people who have searched for that word/words.
haiku (13)
haikus (6)
contests (5)
haiku español (2) [I hope these were the same person]
Prinsiana (2)
Prinsiana haiku (2)
haiku contest 2002 (1)
haiku contest (1)
contest side (1) [um, huh?]
Matthew Prins (1)
haikus how to write (1)
"Best haiku" (1)
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
