What I would like for my game room, and if it's free off the Internet, hey, so much the better, but of course it won't be, because it's a sofa.
Kim and I are in the process of setting up our game room so that we have pretty things like IKEA shelving and an IKEA computer desk and the ever-popular IKEA wastebasket (no picture online, alas), but other than the television for the room1, there is one piece of furniture IKEA cannot supply: a modular sofa.
moM and daD, ever since we lived in Iowa Falls, have had modular furniture in the basement: nine or so pieces of same-shaped brown pieces of square furniture. Some had backs on two sides, some had backs on one side, and some had backs on zero sides, and they were light enough that even Kim2 could move them into fun, sofa-esque shapes to fit the mood of the day or the activity3. That is what I would like for this room -- except, you know, not brown -- but I have absolutely no idea where to buy it. Help, please.
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1 Please decide your company needs a sale, Mr. Dell.
2 For those who do not know, Kim is literally a 98-pound weakling -- that is, assuming she's wearing three layers of clothes.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
