What I would like for my birthday, or for free off the Internet.
I would like a music program that (a) lets me integrate .wav samples (or .mp3s, or whatever) with MIDI files and (b) lets me use sound fonts on those MIDI files and (c) has a simple drag-'n-drop way to put in those .wav files from (a) so I can line them up with beats easily (a la Adobe Premiere) and of course (d) lets me export the file exactly how I hear it on my computer to some appropriate format (like .wav or .mp3).
Also what I would like for my birthday, or for free off the Internet, is a lead vocalist for my band and a name for it and some bass lines from Ed.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
