Guided tours now starting. Line forms to the left.
By popular demand, I shall begin giving virtual tours of the new house. And every good house tour should begin at the grand foyer. OK, so ours may not qualify as "grand" but it sure is more impressive than the previous plot of linoleum. This one has hardwood floors and a lovely two-story entrance. I especially love the view from the overlook on the second floor (and the overlook, incidentally, makes a great place for last year's birthday plant).
To the left of the foyer is the dining room, and to the right is the living room (soon to be known as the music room). And you can just catch a glimpse of the family room, the next stop on our tour.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
