I was looking at the Iowa State women's basketball schedule on Yahoo on Friday, and I saw that on the Friday after Thanksgiving, Iowa State had an away game at Virginia Tech -- a team which, as you might have guessed from the name, is based in Virginia. So I was happy, and this morning I went to Virginia Tech's website to get more information about the game, and while it is an away game for Iowa State, it is apparently also an away game for Virginia Tech. In the Virgin Islands. I cannot drive to the Virgin Islands, so thus flutters away that Thanksgiving plan.
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We are lame.
This past Friday night, Kim and I went to five different K-Mart stores. I am not joshing.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
