How Perfectly Swell Marginally Cool Friday Giveaway!
From now until at least the end of the year, every Friday How Perfectly Swell is going to give away something marginally cool to the first person who responds that yes, he or she would like to have that marginally cool item. (After Kim and I have moved in and found my "Eileen" DVDs again, no doubt that will be one of them.) Today's item is 20 starter packs of Bayer Genuine Asprin, with each starter pack containing seven Bayer caplets, meaning that you get -- yes! -- 140 Bayer Asprin pills. And...go!
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
