First, doesn't "electioneering" read as a word that I would invent to describe the process of working for the election of a candidate rather than an establishment-established version of same? That said, has this ever happened to you: Have you ever gone to the voting booth, stuck your punch-card ballot into the stylus-poking apparatus, turn to page one of the ballot, and realize that due to redistricting, the candidate that you believed was running for Congress unopposed1 in your district was no longer in your district and instead you had to choose between a seemingly obnoxious Republican and a Democrat best known for starring on "Dukes of Hazard"? Oh dear. And I even voted for Cooter, mostly because (a) Eric Cantor's anti-Cooter attack ads were annoying and odd in a race Cantor is easily going to win, and (b) in Virginia, if you're an unsure moderate, vote for the Democrat. (Corollarily, in the Northeast, if you're an unsure moderate, vote for the Republican.)
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Film page is up-to-date. Points are up-to-date. Search-engine searches are up-to-date. Huh.
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Today, 5:00p, le quiz, assuming the comments are still working.
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1 That is, major-party unopposed; I was ready to punch my chad for the Libertarian candidate to see if the combination of that vote and my vote to take out a billion in bonds for public improvements in Virginia would bewilder the voting machine.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
