I knew it! I was so sure that those new cinema verité Apple adshad to be the work of documentarian extraordinaire Mr. Errol Morris. And now1 I have the proof.
Errol is the best director of television commercials in the history of television commercials. I swear.
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Oh, and... That I mentioned these Apple ads is not random. Today is something, and I thought the above might jog someone's memory. Three points for the first person to figure out what today is. (You can certainly figure out what it is without knowing a thing about Errol Morris or Apple Computers.)
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1 Shut up, Beth-Annie.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
