1) The answers for the quiz are based on the information given. You can't just say, "Uh, duh Matthew, five girls, one in two chance for each, and one half to the fifth power is 1/32. You idiot." First, if you call me an idiot, you lose one point on the quiz. Second, you need to use the information given in the problems. Okay? Okay.
2) So far, parts (a sans primes) and (b) have been answered correctly. You cannot answer (a') without knowing how to answer (a) correctly; however, (a'') is independent and (in my idiot opinion) the easiest of the a's.
3) The next lunch it rains, I will catch up on the haikus. I really, really, really, really, really, really, really promise.
4) Hi, everyone. I've been at least a little better about updating this than last month, no?
5) My chum Devon has asked me to post this request: "I [this is Devon in the first person] am accepting donations for the buy-Devon-a-new-niftyful-blank-journal-slash-diary fund because it has come to my attention that i have a mere 18 pages left in my diary." I will pass along to her all contributions mailed to me after taking a 10 percent cut. If you mail me a blank journal-slash-diary for her, I will take out one tenth of the pages.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
