Normally when I take advantage of my more generous vacation policy and leave Matthew home for a few days while I travel, he watches a few foreign films, plays on the Game Cube, and washes the dishes about an hour before I arrive home. This time, however, I think Matthew got together with a few Christmas elves and together they invaded our front yard. I have always loved houses decorated with Christmas lights and here in Richmond we always go on part of the "Tacky Lights Tour". Now, I have a small slice of that right here at home!!!
Of course, driving up to the house after a week away and seeing random stuff in the yard (not lit up) is enough to give someone a heart attack...
Matthew and his elf friends also ensured that I had a bit more Christmas inside the house (as if I needed more, but I always want more) with a train to go around the tree. We had always had LGB trains growing up (actually, they were all my brother's, but I played with them too at Christmastime) and now I have my very own to go around the tree. What a very Christmasy set of Christmas presents from Matthew!
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
