Of the upper half of states, population-wise, only three do not have a major-league baseball, basketball, or football team: Kentucky, ranked 25th, with 4.0 million people; Alabama, ranked 23rd, with 4.5 million people; and...Virginia, ranked an amazing 11th, with 7.1 million people.
Please. MLB. Give NoVa1 the Expos.
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Fun invented fact of the week.
The average male picks 648 scabs in his lifetime; the average woman, 714.
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1 That'd be the acronym for Northern Virginia -- specifically, the D.C. suburbs in Virginia.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
