Ac, cent. Uate the positive. E,lim. Inate the negative.
Beth "Toodles" Annie does not like the 100 greatest songs of the last quarter-century. But I am going to see the glass as half-full of [insert witty beverage here] and point out 10 songs on the list that, for better or worse, I like. I do this instead of writing two 600-word film reviews that are due tomorrow:
5 -- U2, "One"
7 -- Prince, "When Doves Cry"
22 -- Cyndi Lauper, "Time After Time"
35 -- The Sugarhill Gang, "Rapper's Delight"
41 -- Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Under The Bridge"
44 -- Gloria Gaynor, "I Will Survive"
59 -- Meat Loaf, "Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
80 -- Duran Duran, "Hungry Like The Wolf"
85 -- Eminem, "My Name Is"
90 -- The Police, "Roxanne"
Please make fun of my tastes in music.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
