It is my birthday. Today I am allowed to be narcissistic and look at where I am today.
Name: Matthew Prins.
Age: 26 years and zero days.
Marital Status: Oh so happy.
Employment Status: Working in a job that I am neither happy nor unhappy with; I do not trudge to work, but neither do I jump with joy.
Progress Made Toward Ideal Career: I do not know my career goals. Part of the idea behind the anti-lethargy list was to force me to try a few different, um, things, I guess, that I was interested in but never got off my duff to do. I have half-a-mind to try to, in a another year or two, apply to the MFA Creative Writing program at Virginia Commonwealth University -- which has the 6th-ranked Graduate School of Arts program in USN&WR and (so I've heard) a high-quality set of playwriting courses. However, (a) don't ask me what I'd do with an MFA, besides write plays, and (b) I change my mind on what I want to do with my life each and every 19 days. So whatever.
Progress Made Toward Ideal Weight: Last year at this time, I was obese. Now I am merely overweight. I suppose that is an improvement.
Progress Made Toward Ideal Religion: Oh God. Please help me.
Progress Made Toward Ideal House: We have found the perfect new-home subdivision, even though we know nothing about it other than the price range (which is in ours). It will be in the big open space to the southwest of this red dot; just to the east of the red dot, of course, is this, whenever they get it up and running again.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
