Okay. This may be a bit weird, but hang in with me. I am thinking of a place. A very specific place, such as, "In the Eddie Bauer in the Mall of America." (I do not know if there is an Eddie Bauer in the Mall of America, but that is the picture you should be getting.) You are to guess that specific place. There are 7 points available, one point for each step along the way where you get closer and closer to the right answer. For example, point one for the above could be "North America." And point two could be "the United States." In the example, if you were to guess "Alaska," and no one yet had guessed either "North America" or "the United States," then you would get two points because Alaska is within blah blah blah. So your guesses should be as specific as possible.
This will all make more sense as we play it than it does right now.
I will give a clue every day at 5:00P. Each person gets one guess between 5:00P and the next 5:00P unless their answer got them points, in which case they could guess again. I am going to give you the bonus clue that this place is on the Earth, slightly above the Earth, or slightly below the Earth. Okay, then.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
