A needle pulling thread. I am going to send off my "12 Stories About Eileen" MiniDV tape in the next weekish and get it turned into a DVD. And then I am going to take that single DVD and turn it into numerous DVDs for about $5 a shot. Gluteus maximus. I do not know how many that I should order. There is a minimum of 5, and I do not get a price break until 100 (and then barely one).
I need help, then. Here is the thing, then. My plan was to send out free VHS copies of "12 Stories" to 13 people/families: Chris, Mom/Dad, Devon, Paul, Alexander, Annette, Ed/Beth-Annie, Opie, Lindsey/Jessica, my boss, Jo[h]n, Andrew, and Kim's parents. However, for only $4 paid via cash or check (the cost difference between a DVD and VHS), I will substitute a DVD for the VHS for any of these entities. Yes, I am a cheapskate. (Mom/Dad and Ed/Beth-Annie do not have to pay for their upgrades, because they are family. Kim's parents wouldn't either, except they don't have a DVD player.) So, if this is something that you would like to upgrade to, please let me know in the next weekish.
Also, I hear that copies of "12 Stories About Eileen" make great Easter egg stuffers if you have giant Easter eggs to put them in. Eight bucks I will sell them to you for, shipping inclusive. Preorder today. Or, you know, tomorrow. Sunday's fine, too.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
