Potential pretentious titles for future films de Matthew Prins.
Seven Soliloquies About God
Man, Woman, Child, Me
Collapsing Heaven, With Me Underneath
Superfluous Water
Red, Blue, Green, Me
Oú Est L’Entrée?
The Long Snapper's Anxiety at the Game-Ending Field Goal
Charles Nelson Reilly: Taciturn Auteur
Differential Equations Equals Differential Love
Qeenamteneticitica
Blood, Sweat, Tears, Me
I Hate Homosexuals But Only Because I Really Am One Like In American Beauty US Highway 20: Metaphor for America
A Solution Seeking a Problem
Ambition #17
No Poop, Gotta Buy Some
Me, Me, Me, Me
I actually kinda like two of these. Guess which. For no points.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
