how perfectly swell: matthew prins (or matt prins, or thew, or...oh, you don't care) alone with his stupidity
Someone is way perverted. Way. Oh yes way. "Erotic Mary-Kate and Ashley stories"? Someone found Prinsiana through a Google search for "Erotic Mary-Kate and Ashley stories"? I feel so...dirty. Ugh. I wish I wouldn't have seen that.
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A new number one! Yay, Waterboys. Now when am I going to get a movie that people can freakin' watch as the top of my list?
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Booger. Booger.
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I don't have very much to say today. But I bet you already figured that out.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.