This needs to go national. Josh saw the following bumper sticker on his way to work:
Proud Parent of an
Our Lady of Humility
Honor Student
That's awesome. When I first read it, I thought it might be a joke, or at least I thought the person who created it might be aware of its hypocriticalness. But then I thought differently, because the ideal format for a joke bumper sticker would be:
Proud Parent of an
Honor Student at
Our Lady of Humility
In that example, the joke's in the final line, not the second, and I suspect anyone who would create a bumper sticker like that for personal amusement would have the sense to put the ca-CHING! at the end.
Therefore, the actual bumper sticker is not intentionally funny. Therefore, it is hilarious.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
