[Benji opens a pretend book.] This book is called "The Frog and the People." The people are walking. Let's go turn the page. Now they are swimming in the machine, up and down in the water. They go down the water slide. What happened in the book? [Daddy reads back what Benji has written.] What happened to the frog? He goes down the water slide, too. Turn the page, turn the page. The people and the frog are happy because they are done with the water slide. They get one slide. And they're going to eat. The people want to eat, but the frog want to go on the slide again. The frog need to swim. The frog want to swim. The frog and the people are all...
[Benji picks up the sudoku book on the floor.] This book is called sugoku. This game is called sugoku. We need to play sugoku. What can we do with this sugoku?
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
