We bought a sofa today. (Well, actually we bought a sofa and a love seat today, but tomorrow, after we look at the size of our living room one more time, we have the option to turn the love seat into another sofa if we think it will fit appropriately.) (And by "turn the love seat into another sofa," I don't literally mean that we will try to tear apart the love seat ourselves and add on another 20 inches to make it sofa size.) (And by "we" in all instances above, I mean "Kim," since she was the one who signed the paperwork.)
Here is a sofa picture.
It is not a picture of our sofa.
However, our sofa looks mostly like that, except that our sofa is brown leather rather than black fabric, and our sofa doesn't have pillowbacks like the pictured sofa, and our sofa goes down to the floor rather than resting on exposed metal legs, and our sofa has two seats that recline while that one has zero, and the above sofa is very angular than our sofa is softer and rounder. But otherwise they're practically identical.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
