In the time since we've been Internetless, two of my all-time favorite pieces of trivia ever have had new relevance. I give them to you now, along with a third all-time favorite piece of trivia that, to throw you off track, has no new relevance. In no particular order:
a) How many years after the phone was invented was the workable fax machine invented? (Within, oh, five years or so.)
b) Which active NFL player has the highest career passer rating?
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
