What is more important: Watching the Cubs or not dying in a tornado?
Yesterday afternoon, there was a tornado warning for Cook County, which includes the city of Chicago. (Fortunately, we in Lake County only had severe thunderstorms and bushels of rain.) During the tornado, I was flipping between the local channels to see who had the best weather coverage, and I noticed something odd: WGN, which was showing an (away) Cubs game, didn't even put a tiny graphic or a scroll at the bottom of the screen indicating that 5.3 million people were in danger of a tornado. (Maybe 10 minutes after the warning had started, WGN finally did put up a graphic.) Is watching the Cubs on an unadulterated screen really more important than letting people know that a twister in descending upon their locale?
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
