Seen on the webpage of a preschool in the Chicago area.
"By the end of preschool the children: * will be able to count to eight * will be able to recognize numerals zero to eight * will be able to identify the four basic shapes (circle, square, triangle, rectangle) * will be able to recognize and complete AB, ABBA, AABB patterns * will be able to complete simple sequencing tasks"
Um. Benji can kind of already do the first three of those things (except he can only count from 8 to 12, not 1 to 8). I guess it's almost time to get him ready for kindergarten...
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
