"Poison delivery service! A gift-basket of free poisons is on its way."
I have poison ivy. Or poison oak. It is mostly on my forearms, which have been blistering up the past couple days, but also I have some on my forehead (which looks pretty much like a sunburn) and on my belly (which looks like my arms, except no blistering).
To answer the important questions at hand:
a) No, Benji does not have it. b) No, we are very confident Benji does not have it. c) Really, we've quadruple-checked, and Benji does not have it. d) No, I cannot give it to him at this point; one you know you have poison ivy/oak, you are no longer contagious. e) No, Kim does not have it either. f) I got it on my arm from pulling weeds, some of which must have been poison ___. I assume it got on my forehead due to me using my poisoned arm to wipe my brow. I, um, guess I got it on my belly after I came inside and took off my shirt. g) We're sure Benji does not have it.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
