Apologies in advance, as this is going to be one of those posts that only half of my readership will understand. Anyway, about three blocks from where I worked before taking my current babysitting job, there's a big summer concert series called "Innsbrook After Hours." The main acts are all relatively big names, if sometimes from a decade ago -- there's Blues Traveler, Ashlee Simpson, The Wailers (obviously sans Bob Marley), Rick Springfield, Dwight Yoakam, etc. But here's the weird part: Six opening acts who have been announced, and four of them have something interesting in common:
* Ashley Cleveland * John Fetherston Band * Ashley Parker-Angel * Lost Dogs * Chris Rice * Phil Keaggy
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
