It's hard to believe she found someone even better than absolutely perfect me...
...but a casual visit to my high school alumni page led me to discover that my high school prom and winter formal date, Suzy Craig, is now Suzy McIntyre. I suppose she may have changed her last name out of boredom, but, um, knowing Suzy as I did, I think the more likely -- and happier -- scenario is that she's now a married woman. Not that you'll ever read this, Suzy, outside of maybe a Google search on your own name, but congrats!
This revelation prompted me to Google my first girlfriend, my between-Suzy-and-Kim girlfriend, and my tenth-grade crush to see what their current marital statuses are, and the results are, in order: Single as of the 2000-2001 school year, no relevant Google results, and almost certainly single as of March of 2003. I'm not sure what, if anything, this information means.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
