I'm the new Jay Leno.

When I was looking for a car a few months ago -- which is now on hold until at least next year, by the by -- I got on a few dealers' mailing lists, and I received an e-mail from one of them today that included the following:

I am usually in the office from 8:30am -3:30pm. Monday through Friday....However, if I am out of the office, please contact my Internet Sales Director Mr. Elliot Bourne III. If for any reason, Mr. Bourne is unexposed, please ask for Ms Velinda Price.