You can't win if you don't play. Or if you don't know how to play.

I'm running an errand for work, and since the radio was turned to the CBS TV simulcast (I was listening to the shuttle this morning), I decide to leave it at that station for awhile. "The Price is Right" is on, and they're bidding on...something. Everyone overbids twice. Third round of bidding goes like this, in order: $800. $600. $799.