I've mentioned before that I'm a big fan of "Cops," but despite the reality-show nature of the program, I'm not entirely convinced it's a guilty pleasure -- I think the show is a much truer reflection of our police system than any of the 75 fictional cop shows out there (even if I like some of them, like the original "Law & Order"). However, there's no doubt that I feel extremely guilty about liking this guy's informercials, but he's so effortlessly charismatic that I'd rather watch him for a half-hour than nearly any other weekend daytime programming.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
