Questions with a very obvious answer since I am the person asking them of the week.
Of all players in the American League with at least 30 at-bats, who has the highest batting average? And the fourth-highest slugging average? And the fourth-highest on-base percentage? Of course. (Also, there's a really nice, lengthy article in today's Boston Globe about him that focuses mostly on his relationship with his daughter, who was born with two second chromosomes and without part of her fifth.)
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
