An earnest question from which I expect a serious answer.

Should toilet paper be strung overhand or underhand?

Ha ha! That is not the question, because everyone of above-average intelligence knows the correct answer. No, no, this is the product of my sleeplessness last night, when I decided to take a look at some of my older and abandoned handbell pieces that I hadn't seen at in ages. Shockingly, some of them were pretty not-so-bad, and some of the unfinished ones were (at least the parts I had completed) as good as any of my finished works. And looking at some of my other in-progress works, I have at least a half-dozen total compositions and arrangements that I could put in publishable form with a few hours of work (some which I am listing now for my own reference more than anything):

• "Jesus Went Unto Them, Walking on the Sea" (original piece; pretty much done)
  
• "The King Shall Come When Morning Dawns"
  
• "Ordinary Time Ordinariness" (with a new title and new C section)
  
• "The World in Solemn Stillness Lay" (progressive arrangement of "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear")
  
• "And They Found the Stone Rolled Away from the Sepulchre" (progressive arrangement of "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear")