I am not referring to your albumCome On! Feel the Illinoise!, which on a-listen-and-a-half is almost certainly the best album I will hear all year. No, I am referring to the fact that you have chosen to make a tour stop in Washington, D.C. on September 27th, which, being that it is less than two weeks before Baby Prins is due to be born, is probably not the best time for Kim and I to be two hours away from our designated hospital. And yes, I know that your friend Br. Danielson will be in Arlington on July 7th, but it is much harder to convince Kim to go to a Danielson concert than it would be to convince her to go to a Sufjan concert. So, if you could add a Richmond date to your schedule, sometime not on top of October 7th, that'd be swell. Gracias.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
